Funny Computer Tech Jokes 2025
- Sep 14
- 3 min read
Updated: Sep 19
TECH SUPPORT: “I need you to right-click on the desktop.”
CUSTOMER: “Okay.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Did you get a pop-up menu?”
CUSTOMER: “No.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, right-click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?”
CUSTOMER: “No.”
TECH SUPPORT: “Okay, can you tell me what you have done up until this point?”
CUSTOMER: “Sure, you told me to write click and I wrote click.”
Funny Computer Tech Jokes 2025
Q: How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. It’s a hardware problem.
"Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays (a raise)!"
"Why did the computer keep freezing? It had too many windows open!"
"How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None, it's a hardware problem!"
"Why was the computer cold at the party? It left its Windows open!"
"What do you call a computer floating in the ocean? A Dell rolling in the deep!"
"Why did the computer go to art school? To improve its graphic skills!"
Do not be racist; be like Mario. He's an Italian plumber, who was made by the Japanese, speaks English, looks like a Mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a Jew!
Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, "And what starting salary are you looking for?" The engineer replies, "In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package." The interviewer inquires, "Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?" The engineer sits up straight and says, "Wow! Are you kidding?" The interviewer replies, "Yeah, but you started it."
Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 + 5 on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the "10" button.
Your momma is so stupid she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
Yo momma so fat when she registered for MySpace there was no space left.
Mother: "Sweetie, make a Christmas wish." Girl: "I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa's computer.
Funny Computer Tech Jokes 2025
Q: What do computers eat for a snack? A: Microchips!
The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.
I named my hard drive "dat ass," so once a month my computer asks if I want to "back dat ass up."
Q: What computer sings the best? A: A Dell.
Q: What's Forrest Gump’s password? A: 1forrest1
I decided to make my password "incorrect" because if I type it in wrong, my computer will remind me, "Your password is incorrect."
Does anyone remember the Swatch, a watch made in Switzerland? Thank god Croatia didn't come up with the idea first. Just imagine if someone were to ask you what time is it? "Oh pardon me while I look at my crotch."
Q: How can you tell if a blonde used a computer? A: There's Wite-Out all over the screen.
What does an air conditioner have in common with a computer? They both lose efficiency as soon as you open windows.
Q: What did the spider do on the computer?
A: Made a website!
Three guys are sitting in a sauna: a Mexican, an Asian, and a white guy. The Mexican and white guy are showing off their new tech gadgets. The white guy says, "Hey, look what I got: the new Google Glass!" The Mexican & Asian say, "Wow, that's nice, man." Then the Mexican guy says, "Check out my new cellphone; it's a watch!" The white guy and Asian say, "Very cool, dude." The Asian guy has nothing to show these guys, so he gets up and walks away naked to to the bathroom. Then he comes back 5 minutes later from the bathroom still naked with paper hanging out of his butt crack. The Mexican and white guy say, "Hey, you have something hanging out of your ass." The Asian guy says, "Oh look, I'm receiving a Fax!"
Q: What did the computer do at lunchtime?
A: Had a byte!
Georgie Porgie, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry; When the boys came out to play, Georgie Porgie ran away.
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