Spread the Good News for our Tech Jokes for the IT-Savvy Dad in Your Life
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Spread the Good News for our Tech Jokes for the IT-Savvy Dad in Your Life
“I’m in need of a hybrid cloud migration and cybersecurity assessment amidst our digital transformation efforts.” “Hi, ‘In Need of a Hybrid Cloud Migration and Cybersecurity Assessment Amidst Our Digital Transformation Efforts,’ I’m dad!”
Dads wear many hats and play such influential roles in our lives: support system, coach, handyman, chef, technician. But maybe the role with the biggest sense of pride: comedian. Particularly when life gets difficult, that right amount of dad humor at the right time can be exactly what you need in those challenging moments.
Tech Jokes for the IT-Savvy Dad in Your Life
Spread the Good News for our Tech Jokes for the IT-Savvy Dad in Your Life
For all of the dads in the technology channel, we compiled some of our favorite IT jokes, because what better way to celebrate you than with a good laugh (and a solid eye-roll from the people you love)?
What are a computer’s favorite snacks?
Microchips and cookies, but only a few bytes of each.
Two 5G towers get married…
The ceremony was okay, but the reception was amazing.
What did the hacker’s out-of-office reply say?
“Gone phishing.”
What was the baby computer’s first word?
“Da-ta!”
Why didn’t the programmer enjoy his camping trip?
There were too many bugs.
Has anyone seen the cybersecurity team?
All I know is that they ran-som-ware.
Someone cracked my password…
Now I need to rename my cat.
An Excel expert walks into a bar…
and joins two tables.
Why did the computer take its shoes off and put them back on?
Because it needed to re-boot.
Why couldn’t the restaurant owners open a new data center?
They didn’t have enough servers.
I made a joke that our devices were listening to us. I laughed… my wife laughed…
Alexa laughed… Siri laughed…
99 bugs of code in the script, 99 bugs of code…
Take one down, patch it around, 147 bugs of code in the script
Why did the drained iPhone visit an orchard?
Because it needed Apple juice.
Why was the full migration to the cloud delayed?
The forecast was only partly cloudy.
Why didn’t the relationship work out with the IT help desk agent?
It was too off-again-on-again.
If you think IoT devices have been monitoring you…
the vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years.
Why did the CPU go broke?
A reboot cleared out all of its cache. Now it has insufficient resources.
I got an email the other day telling me how to read maps backwards…
turns out it was just spam.
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”?
They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory…
They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Spread the Good News for our Tech Jokes for the IT-Savvy Dad in Your Life
Punning through tickets: a collection of help desk hilarity
When you need a good giggle in the middle of a stressful day, turn to this list of Nerdcore PC tech jokes to bring a smile to your face. We’ve compiled a list of the computer puns and internet jokes out there so that you can enjoy them in one convenient place. Let’s dive in!
Tech jokes that any end user should understand, too
Not every computer joke requires a deep understanding of the field of IT. Here are some
that even users notorious for sending wacky ticketing requests can wrap their heads around:
What was the spider doing on the computer? He was making a web-site!
What is the biggest lie in the universe? I have read and agreed to the terms and conditions.
Why was the mobile phone wearing glasses? Because it lost its contacts.
What shoes do computers love the most? Re-boots!
Why did the computer go to the dentist? To get his bluetooth checked.
Autocorrect can go straight to he’ll.
My computer said my password is insecure. Well, maybe if it wasn’t forced to have such strict requirements it would be more confident.
What do you call a computer mouse that swears a lot? A cursor!
If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer… Oh wait, he does.
When the person who invented the USB drive dies, they’ll lower his coffin into the grave, realize they put it in the wrong way, and have to do it again… then they’ll realize they had it right the first time.
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screen shots.
Who is a computer’s favorite singer? A Dell.
What does Steve Jobs like to order from McDonald’s? A big Mac.
What is an alien’s favorite place on a computer? The space bar.
Why couldn’t the computer take its hat off? Because it had CAPS LOCK on.
Did you hear about the monkeys who shared an Amazon account? They were Prime mates.
Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road? To get to the other slide?
I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory. They told me I wasn’t putting in enough shifts.
Why did the computer show up late for work? It had a hard drive.
Where do computers go to dance? The disk-O.
My printer isn’t good at singing… I think it’s toner-deaf.
My keyboard’s got issues — it keeps escaping responsibility.
I told my laptop a joke about RAM… it needed time to process.
My phone has confidence issues — I think it has low cell-f esteem.
My smart fridge and I aren’t on speaking terms. It gave me the cold shoulder.
I had to buy a new mouse – we just weren’t clicking anymore.
I gave my router a pep talk. It finally found its connection.
IT puns for your IT and development team
Looking for some computer dad jokes and IT humor that’s a little more highbrow? Here are some jokes that are perfect for your IT department colleagues.
Why did the developer become so poor? Because he cleared his cache.
Why do Java developers wear glasses? They can’t C#.
How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, it’s a hardware problem.
Have you heard of that new band “1023 Megabytes”? They’re pretty good, but they don’t have a gig just yet.
There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don’t.
I joined a support group for former computer hackers: Anonymous Anonymous.
My internet router is in my basement. You could say that I come from a LAN down under.
An SQL query goes into a bar, walks up to two tables, and asks, “Can I join you?”
I’d love to give the man who invented incognito mode a cookie. Sadly, it was erased.
Why do most programmers use a dark theme while coding? Because light attracts bugs.
I get anxious whenever I have to use the default Microsoft web browser. Using Chrome helps take the Edge off.
There’s no place like 127.0.0.1
What’s it called when it takes you a while to find RAM for your computer? Short-term memory loss.
Why does task manager use the phrase “kill the application”? Because they are all executable!
Why does x86 have so many instructions? Because having too few would be RISC-y.
Why was the IT guy in the hospital? He touched the firewall.
Where do naughty disk drives get sent? Boot camp.
Why do programmers never run the AC? They prefer to open windows.
Where does the USA keep its backups? USB.
My mother asked if I could change the DNS server settings. I told her ICANN.
I told my dev team a joke about UDP — they didn’t get it.
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity algorithms — I just can’t put it downlink.
I don’t trust those cloud providers… too much shady storage.
I was going to debug my code, but then I realized I had bigger threads to pull.
I started dating a front-end developer. It’s all going great… on the surface.
I tried to commit to something serious — Git said I had merge issues.
My app is dating an API — they’re really REST-ing together well.
Nerdcore PC tech jokes about cybersecurity that will make you LOL
I named my dog “Firewall.” Now I can say he’s great at blocking unwanted guests.
My password is like a bad relationship. Easy to get into, hard to change.
I had to deal with a packet sniffer today… still better than my mother-in-law’s eavesdropping.
My firewall and I have something in common. We both block people without warning.
My love life is like an open port; vulnerable and constantly being scanned.
A hacker gave me an interesting pickup line the other day; “What’s your mother’s maiden name?”
Firewalls are like introverts. They hate unsolicited connections.
Why did the antivirus get promoted? It showed excellent threat management skills.
They told me to enable cookies… My browser’s already up 25 pounds. (graphic of an overweight Google Chrome icon)
My hacker boyfriend is constantly going on vacation, he’s constantly talking about his phishing trips.
Spread the Good News for our Tech Jokes for the IT-Savvy Dad in Your Life
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